ଗଦି କିଣା

ଆର ଗାଁରୁ ମହେନ୍ଦ୍ର ସାଇକଲରେ ଗଦି କିଣିକି ତା ଘରକୁ ନେଇକି ଆସୁଥିଲା । ବାଟରେ ଅରୂପ ଦେଖାହେଲା
ଅରୂପ - କିରେ ମହିଆ କ'ଣ ନୂଆ ଗଦି ଆସିଲା କି? କେତେ ପଡ଼ିଲା ବା?
ମହେନ୍ଦ୍ର - ଭାଇ 800 ଟଙ୍କା ପଡ଼ିଲା
ଅରୂପ - ଗାଣ୍ଡି ମାରିଦେଲାରେ ତୋର, ମୋ ଶଳା ପରା ଆର ସପ୍ତାହରେ 500ରେ ନେଇକି ଆସିଥିଲା

ଏତିକି କହି ଅରୂପ ତା' ବାଟରେ ଗଲା, କିଛି ବାଟ ପରେ ପ୍ରକାଶ ଦେଖାହେଲା ।
ପ୍ରକାଶ - ଆରେ ମହିଆ ବଢିଆ ଗଦିଟା ତ! କେତେ ପଡ଼ିଲା କିରେ?
ମହେନ୍ଦ୍ର - ବେ ପରକାଶ, 1000 ଟଙ୍କା କହୁଥିଲା, ମୁଲେଇକି 500ରେ ନେଇକି ଆସିଲି ।
ପ୍ରକାଶ - ଧେତ, ପୁରା ସମାନ ଗଦି ମୋ ପୁଅ କାଲି ଆଣିଛି, 250 ପଡ଼ିଲା ; ମାଗିହା ଦୋକାନୀ ତୋର ଭଲକି ଗାଣ୍ଡି ମାରିଦେଲା ।

କିଛି ବାଟ ପରେ ଚକ୍ରଧର ଦେଖାହେଲା
ଚକ୍ରଧର - ହେଇରେ ମହି, କଣ ଗଦି କିଣିବାକୁ ଯାଇଥିଲୁ?
ମହେନ୍ଦ୍ର ରାଗିକି ପୁରା ନାଲି
ମହେନ୍ଦ୍ର - ନା, ଚକରା ଗାଣ୍ଡି ମରେଇବାକୁ ଯାଇଥିଲି ।
ଚକ୍ରଧର - କ'ଣ ଏତେ କୁସୁମାରୀ ଦେହଟା ତୋର ଯେ ଗାଣ୍ଡି ମରେଇବାକୁ ଘରୁ ଗଦି ବୋହି ବୋହି ନେଇଥିଲୁ?
ମହେନ୍ଦ୍ର - ମାଗିହା, ସବୁ ତକ ରତନ ଛୋଡ଼ି ଗୋଟିଏ ପରେ ଗୋଟିଏ ବାଣ୍ଡ ଟେକିକି ଗିହାଁ ପଚାରିବାକୁ ପଳେଇଆସୁଛନ୍ତି ।

One Whale Couple

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.

Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
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Custom Agents

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course child. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you," she replied.
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

Father replied, "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next please!"
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Strip Club

A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "Hes on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if hed like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"Shes in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Daves wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.

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